Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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