He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
my shit smells like andre
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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