why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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