idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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