I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
vagina is talking i cant
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
This toilet bowl is my home.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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