I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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