yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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