i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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