just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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