Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Shame - the story of my life.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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