Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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