i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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