at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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