Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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