But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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