He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
