people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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