Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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