Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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