nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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