no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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