ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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