Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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