Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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