I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
me + whiskey = a bad person
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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