I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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