My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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