you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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