please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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