Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
if only i could text you this smell
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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