she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
