i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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