Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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