Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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