I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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