At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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