Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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