The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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