If i come over, it means nothing
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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