If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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