Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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