Where is the hickey?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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