And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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