It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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