They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
The adults are the big ones right?
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