i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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