Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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