he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
