dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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