i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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