So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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