Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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