I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Help me help you realize you are a moron
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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