Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I am in a vortex of obligation.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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