Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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