I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
she told me i tasted like america
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I need a hoe opinion
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