How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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