My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Randomize
